Turpentine Vs. Her Diminished Yelling Power

Alternately: Turpentine Kinda Vs. The Other Two Sourgirls. Gee, Turps – DO you actually have a song you can do minus any screaming?

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Haha, Turps gets pretty freaked when people she actually finds attractive hit on her, huh?

Also, Honey might be seeming a little serial-killery right now

She’s not used to it at all! Foxy, on the other hand, is pretty casual about physical contact and sometimes forgets that Turpentine isn’t.

The ending of “Bang! Bang! Vixen Lesbian Outlaw Gang” sounds like exactly the kind of thing that would make me scream, too. Even if it’s basically one of the coolest sounding titles ever. Or maybe especially because of that.

All she wanted from this movie was for it to deliver the premise in the title…and it FAILED TO DO SO.

Did Foxy get a look at Cherry and think “Pfft, she thinks she can work a side ponytail? I’ll show HER the power of a side ponytail!”

-G.

“You think you can HAIR? I’ve got more hair by volume than the rest of my band combined!”

Foxy’s hair is giving me what I’m pretty sure is a heart attack. (If heart attacks can be positive, ever.)

Foxy’s hair has kinda been on this trajectory of growing out and getting increasingly voluminous and prone to flying in every direction!

Now I want “Slime Kiss” to be the ship name for Foxy/Turpentine. <3 <3 <3

Or, if you do the portmanteau thing, “Toxie”.

…That’s absolutely wonderful. How dare you. What have you done.

(Seriously, Turpentine seems like she has so many issues wrapped around physical and emotional intimacy. Maybe in part cuz of the rocky end with Strychnine? She needs, like, a tutorial level fling before she can even begin Dealing with Honey Hart. Like, a make-out sherpa. A tonsil hockey coach. And Foxy seems to be the right polyamorous space nomad for the job.)

(Don’t mind me, I’m just daydreaming~*~*~*~*~)

FOXY

DANG

sweet sloppy slimy saphic sickness sharing

meanwhile morose musician makes masterful melancholic models

I really want to help Honey out right now and make models with her.

I also want to stand in for Turpentine with Foxie.

I’m confused.

Ah, I was trying not to read the entire comic /too/ quickly… but here I am after doing little else but reading for four days. But what can I say. This is high-quality writing.

I feel bad, but I can’t stop laughing at all these scenes of Honey going into a pit of despair. She’s just so dramatic about it!

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“What the Heck. Slime kiss me.” Who knew Foxy was such a romantic?
I would totally watch “Bang! Bang! Vixen Lesbian Outlaw Gang,” but I’d probably figure out which scene is the last for the ladies to be happy together, then pretend that was the ending. Like only watching through season 5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

oh, Honey…. :cccc