Basically three of the best ways to get Turpentine invested in anything, here: liquor, gay feelings, or defiant competitive feelings.

And we’re back! Sorry for the delay!

You can try your best to do Non Band Stuff in this universe, but, well, the odds that each new person you meet isn’t in a band are…not great.

“So, y’all wanna go rollerskating tonight? With me? And my new girlfriend who you’ve had firmly categorized as An Enemy for, like, years? IT’LL BE FUN-“

And we’re back! Thanks for your patience, everyone!

…Well, you knew the probability of getting called a Special Sweetie when you got involved with her, right?