So, what have you been up to, Sourballs? OH.

Angels! Conflict! Shifting affiliations! Possible nepotism!

Something else I was just thinking about: if Damon hadn’t been born gay, he’d still be almost exactly the same vain, volatile character…just with a “Well, LADIES, how lucky FOR YOU that I’m asking you out” thing going on, maybe a little like Archie’s pal Reggie, or Beauty & The Beast’s Gaston. It worked out pretty ok for him that he was, though — for one thing, less cognitive dissonance involved in fantasizing about making out with himself.

So, the most understated (arguably unstated, depending on your reading? I’m not exactly a neutral judge) bandcrush in the BVBverse suddenly becomes text. In song, because that’s how this world does things.

This one’s for all of you who wrote her mailbag questions about taking off her hat, by the way.