'It's like everything's about horrible babies with you, Turpentine!'

Turpentine Vs. Arsenic On The Topic Of Musical Instruments

OR “Band Vs. Saying The Word Guitar Until It Loses All Meaning.”

This one took a while (sorry!), but I’m happy with it — and one more character joins the We Know What Your Day Job Is club.

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When I first saw Arsenic’s shirt, I misread it as “witch slut”.
So far we’ve seen Dom, Turpentine, and now Arsenic…have we seen Honey at her job? I could see her working at a candy shop or pet shop.

We saw her as some kind of diner waitress at some point!

1. He would love to own a shirt that says WITCH SLUT!
2. Yes! She’s got a waitress job that she doesn’t care for much.

uggghghggh $3.99 sushi combo!

Pretty safe bet: this sushi’s most prominent quality is “cheap” rather than “good”.

Ooh! Does Honey’s guitar have a name? Mine does!

It does, and I think that’ll be in the next one!

Mine does, too — it’s purple, and I named it Violet.

My bass is a Viola Bass so I named her “Viola”… not the most original name, I know, but it’s my best friend’s name too, so there it is!

I love how Turpentine just helps herself to the sushi.

HEY, NICK, I’M GONNA BARGE IN HERE AND ASK YOU FOR A FAVOR AND EAT YOUR SUSHI AND TALK WITH MY MOUTH FULL YOU DON’T MIND DO YOU?

My acoustic boy is called “Cedar” because he is a lovely redish wood colour. I don’t have an electric, Hubby does, but his aren’t named.

Nice! It just occurred to me that I never named my acoustic — it’s like that one’s Just A Guitar, but my purple electric is like a beloved pet.

KITTY EARS SWEATSHIRT OMG ♥

I can picture Arsenic in my mind getting man-pregnant and having “keytar” babies… 😛

Total abominations!

Why oh why did I only discover the alt text now…there’s nothing for it, I’ll have to go and read it again! ◉‿◉