Turpentine Vs. A Test Of That Whole Thick Skin Thing

“She’s Got No Manners” was likely both generally applicable AND inspired by some particularly memorable act of rudeness.

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THIS IS SO GAY!!!!

“Mission accomplished”, I say to myself while looking over at a to-do list that just says GAY STUFF

What’s the seventh song?

Open to imagining whoever else might have written one of these!

Permafrost Demilune
The Entire Acidulated Orbs album

What did you do to this girl? It’s just an hour of wails and doom metal riffs. One song is even called The Fruit of The Tree of Clement and Dave with the linguistics degree still can’t figure out how she’s making these cries of rage or what phonetic symbol to even use to explain them!

Bizarre Alanna Jankovsky

“Whiskey Sours (She’s a Headache)”

Like yeah gee, don’t they know it’s “Band vs Band” not “BANDS vs Band”? Only one musical nemesis allowed!

Now I really want to read the rest of the newspaper!!!

Yandere senses tingling.

Song 7 is one Turpentine wrote herself.

It’s hard for me to hate anyone in this sweet comic, but I think Forest Elk has managed to get me there.

just finally decided to read this comic and i’m glad! it’s lovely and well done and i love the characters c:
i even took the quiz bc i am a sucker for that shit and, um, turns out if you change the answers for one of the questions very slightly, i switch characters — i’m going to assume i’m the unholy lovechild of turpentine and honey now because it’s so close.

Thanks! 😀 Glad you liked it – and “the unholy lovechild of turpentine and honey” is very much a concept I’m in favor of.

AMAZING and DELIGHTFUL

“Buddy. You’ve miscalculated here.” LOL

I would like to hear #3.