“Pfft, c’mon, friends, I just need like…at least one night to enjoy this without hearing anyone else’s opinions on it”

Quit slackin’ on the job there, Honey Hart! Pretty City Cleanup Committee didn’t send you there to flirt!

Incidentally, you can also straight any way you want, but that ain’t too relevant to them here.

Pages with a lot of little stuff to look at are basically my favorite. Side note: I’m glad that this week’s page happened to include Turpentine’s cat, Sassy, because, sadly, this is probably also the week that her real life cat inspiration is going to pass away – my family’s 20 year old Calico-Siamese mix, […]

We don’t know THAT much about Turpentine’s past girlfriends, but I think it’s clear that none of them were Anything Like Honey.